Citygrrrl

Warning: This post may contain content of a sexually graphic nature, not intended for titillation. If you’re titillated by it, well hey, whatever floats your boat…otherwise, you may risk being grossed out. I’m not grossed out, but I figure I’ll give you fair warning.

So anyway, I did a new thing Thursday night with NG. I started my period Weds night so my plan for Thursday night was to go down on him and have sex in ways that didn’t involve me actually banging him. We ate dinner, we watched a movie, we started fooling around, I informed him of my plan, all went according to plan. Until. He took the plan into his own hands, or perhaps I should say dick, and we banged like bunnies anyway. The guy has white sheets, a white blanket, and a white comforter. This is not a good combination for having sex on one’s period. Plus, I was using a tampon, which is where the story diverts from other period sex experiences (which were pretty damn messy).

I already had the string tucked away so when he flipped me onto my back and started sliding in just a little, it apparently pushed the string further in. He had no idea there was a tampon. I kept him from entering me fully by holding him back a bit with my thighs. My god, it worked great. I had no idea it was even possible to do that, which is why I’m sharing it with you. I had sex with a tampon inside me. We actually managed to not get the sheets messy at all. It didn’t get messy until I went to take the tampon out afterwards, which took some amusing finger acrobatics on my part, as the thing was wedged way the heck up there along with the string.

We did the same thing in the morning and it was awesome. I definitely can’t go for as long as I can otherwise, but it was super cool. I’m totally excited about it. For some reason, using the Nuvaring has changed how I feel during my period. They’re lighter and shorter, and I don’t feel as icky. Plus, NG doesn’t have the squeamishness that some guys have around women’s periods. He’s not getting off on it, but I’ve noticed that Leos are pretty cool with just about anything if it means they get to be physically intimate with you. If you can find one that isn’t too emotionally needy, then woo-hoo!

Alright, here ends my period sex story. Now you know.

Update:

I’ve done this several times and after yesterday morning I feel I should point out that you shouldn’t try this at home unless you are very comfortable digging around in your vagina, up near your cervix, for the tampon that is wedged at some ungodly angle and seems entirely reluctant to vacate the premises.  I recommend using your index finger.  It may be shorter than your middle finger but it has more dexterity. You may need to bring your thumb into the action.

It’s funny how something as simple as my boyfriend kissing my forehead upon his return from the restroom at dinner tonight feels like such a big thing.  I think part of it is that I didn’t see him coming and so the kiss was a complete surprise.  It felt like a sweet gift, this simple display of affection.  He’s a physically affectionate guy, and I like that.

Somehow, the sex actually keeps getting better.  It’s probably in large part because I’m getting more accustomed to it and am therefore not sore like I was at first.  My gosh, the last lover I had who was this compatible with me in bed was a drama-filled disaster the rest of the time. To have someone this great in bed, who’s also great when we’re just hanging out cooking a meal, dorking around town, or watching a movie is almost mind-blowing.  And yet, I’m feeling pretty chill about the whole thing. My head is still screwed on reasonably tight. I’m doing all of my normal day-to-day activities without obsessing over him. I’m enjoying getting to know him.  This is me hemming and hawing about what my real feelings about him may actually be turning into.  I am so not going to say it first.